Craptop

A laptop computer that doesn't do what the salesman said it would, or a laptop which has seen better days.
That craptop is fucked, i think i'll throw it out the window.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy
Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Durries

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.
Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie of you?
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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hanuri

The finnish word "hanuri" means both, an asshole and an instrument called accordion. There's also the word "hanuristi", which implicates the person who is playing the accordion WHILE being an asshole.
"Hanuri on väärin!" - "The asshole/accordion is wrong!" (You could find this useful while there are people playing the accordion beside you)
by JamesBrown October 13, 2004
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Queensland

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Ignorant american

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!
I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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