by JamesBeam November 16, 2010
Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
by JamesBeam March 03, 2010
1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."
2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."
3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."
3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."
2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."
3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."
3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
by JamesBeam June 03, 2011
mo-LEZ-bee-uhn
(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.
(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.
(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
by JamesBeam December 30, 2009
To add members to, or become a member of, someone else's "mafia."
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
Originally just shorthand for joining/asking someone to join you in Mafia Wars, it now includes real life situations.
(1) Bob: Mob up! bob90210@hootmail.org
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
(2) Carl: Yo, those four guys have been messin' with us all night.
Dave: Well there's only the two of us, so if you wanna take 'em on, we're gonna have to mob up.
by JamesBeam March 12, 2010
by JamesBeam April 03, 2010
An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 07, 2010