Beer Run

1) The act of having to leave one's present location (house, apartment, yacht, etc) during a social gathering so as to acquire more beer. This typically occurs when the previous supply of beer has run dry, thus necessitating the need to "run out and get some more beer," i.e. "beer run."

2) Term used by underage kids for grabbing beer and running out of the store with it. This is a misuse of the term, as the preferred nomenclature is "shoplifting."

3) Song by Garth Brooks and George Jones, stolen from Todd Snider.
1) "Yo, the fridge is empty. Time for a beer run."

2) "Wanna go on a beer run?"
"No, you're sixteen, shut up."

3) "B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run...."
by JamesBeam November 17, 2011
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MLS

An acronym for Major League Soccer, the only professional soccer league in the U.S.

Not the first attempt to make soccer popular in the United States. Perhaps not the last, either, due to Americans loving to make money, and soccer being the most popular sport in the entire world... even though only the Americans call it soccer.
Nigel: I say, Paddy, I do believe this looks like an American MLS match on satellite.

Paddy: That league isn't fit ta wipe my arse with. Also why would an Irish and English lad hang out? Get out of me flat!
by JamesBeam February 07, 2010
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WWJT

What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
by JamesBeam April 03, 2010
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LeBronfire

The act of setting fire to all merchandise, keepsakes, and/or souvenirs related to LeBron James, after he abandons Cleveland for Miami.
Cleveland Fan #1: Man, I am so depressed. I can't believe LeBron left Cleveland.
Cleveland Fan #2: Wanna burn dat #23 jersey in a Lebronfire?
Cleveland Fan #1: YES I DO.
by JamesBeam July 11, 2010
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All Up Under the Covers Day

The day after Mother's Day.

Because every Mother's Day deserves a Mother's Night.
"This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one
All Up Under the Covers Day."

--Lonely Island
by JamesBeam May 08, 2010
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molesbian

mo-LEZ-bee-uhn

(1) A sexually aggressive lesbian. A lesbian who makes unwanted sexual advances.

(2) A female mole which is also gay.
(1) Candy: I didn't wanna say anything, but... is Mandy gay?
Andy: Uh, yeah. Duh.
Candy: OMG. That's cool if she is, but I'm totally not, and she was grabbing my butt all night.
Andy: Ohh.... right. Sorry. She's also a molesbian.

(2) Freddy: Aww, you have two pet moles! How cute!
Teddy: I think we can all see where this is going.
by JamesBeam December 30, 2009
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Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.
Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.
by JamesBeam November 19, 2010
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