James Westen's definitions

A Mueller Report

A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.

"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "

by James Westen April 18, 2019

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Mask Debater

A person that argues whether or not to wear a mask during the covid 19 pandemic

Karen refused to wear a mask in the store and became an annoying Mask Debater in public

by James Westen August 13, 2020

Square Crotch

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

by James Westen November 24, 2018

dolphin smile

When a woman's coochie is tight, and closed, or the labia is close together. Resembling a dolphins mouth when it is smiling 🐬

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has a sexy dolphin smile.

by James Westen November 24, 2018

Bitey Bite

A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.

My kitty is bitey biting me, she must wanna play. She just bitey bite on my ankle.

by James Westen March 16, 2019

Sheboygan-bāiter

A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.

I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter

by James Westen December 26, 2018