James Westen's definitions
by James Westen August 13, 2020
Get the Mask Debatermug. A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.
by James Westen March 16, 2019
Get the Bitey Bitemug. When a woman's coochie is tight, and closed, or the labia is close together. Resembling a dolphins mouth when it is smiling 🐬
by James Westen November 24, 2018
Get the dolphin smilemug. by James Westen April 19, 2019
Get the Chicago Chili Dogmug. A person who works all week just to spend all their money buying someone else's take-home doses of methadone
by James Westen December 26, 2018
Get the Dōne-natormug. A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
by James Westen April 18, 2019
Get the A Mueller Reportmug. A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.
I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter
by James Westen December 26, 2018
Get the Sheboygan-bāitermug.