Definitions by James Westen
Mask Debater
Mask Debater by James Westen August 13, 2020
Chicago Chili Dog
Chicago Chili Dog by James Westen April 19, 2019
A Mueller Report
A legally binding federal document that can be altered to fit however you feel on a particular day. Usually A Mueller Report says one thing, then a second document is released on a later date that is changed or altered to say whatever the author chooses. A Mueller Report is often confusing, contradictory, and is hard to believe it is taken seriously, but it is.
"Donald, our company stands to lose millions" Let's file A Mueller Report to the shareholders, and after the dust settles, we'll change it to keep the dummies happy. "
A Mueller Report by James Westen April 18, 2019
Bitey Bite
A playful bite from a cat or kitten. Bitey bites usually don't hurt, and are sometimes administered by a cat to let their human know they want to play.
Bitey Bite by James Westen March 16, 2019
Sheboygan-bāiter
A person who chokes their chicken while choking themselves all the while thinking they're smarter than everyone else in Wisconsin.
I believe generations of people in Sheboygan, WI were born in a pumpkin patch as a result of thousands of years of Sheboygan-bāiter
Sheboygan-bāiter by James Westen December 26, 2018
Dōne-nator
A person who works all week just to spend all their money buying someone else's take-home doses of methadone
Dōne-nator by James Westen December 26, 2018
J-dōne
A moron named Justin, (formerly nicknamed J-bone) who wastes thousands of dollars buying other people's take-home doses of methadone. What makes J-dōne so fucking stupid is because he believes the 120mg of methadone he already legally receives from a methadone clinic isn't enough, so he wastes lots of money buying methadone from other patients, when as a patient he can easily make a doctor's appointment and get his dose increased legally and since insurance pays for the treatment, there is no need to spend money, dumbass. The most stupid part of J-done`s thought process is there is a blood test called a peak and trough that can be done to confirm if the medication levels are too low and an increase of medication is needed. Stupid fuck
J-dōne just got paid and he's broke again. Fucktard spent $800 this week buying other people's take-homes , but all he had to do was meet with the doctor and ask to increase his methadone dose. If it's no longer helping they're not going to say no, and they can do a blood test to confirm if he's built a tolerance and needs an increase.
J-dōne by James Westen December 26, 2018