Kendarius

The one with the largest penis in the universe and one of the Smartest and funniest person a person will know .If you are a KENDARIUS you know what a women wants .

The guy in the parking lot act like a Kendarius

by James Johnson February 22, 2015

nickel creek

Nickel Creek, the divine rejuvenation of the bluegrass genre. Chris Thile, Sarah & Sean Watkins stand on the forefront of bluegrass, blending eclectic forms of music to create what they describe as "genre soup".

Orgasmic melodies, enchanted instrumentals, insightful lyrics. It must be Nickel Creek

by James Johnson July 25, 2008

doober

Shawn

Shawn is a doober.

by James Johnson September 19, 2003

Stephen Colbert

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

by James Johnson December 02, 2005

Queens of the Stone Age

To properly describe Queens of the Stone Age one should refer to eargasm.

Songs for the deaf is like an orgy for your ears.

by James Johnson September 19, 2005

coffee

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

by James Johnson December 25, 2005

Jerry Reed

One of the most underrated Country Music Artists of all time. His music contains life lessons and humor that everyone can enjoy and learn from.

Jerry Reed can tell a story with a song.

by James Johnson September 19, 2005