Definitions by James Johnson

Kendarius 

The one with the largest penis in the universe and one of the Smartest and funniest person a person will know .If you are a KENDARIUS you know what a women wants .

The guy in the parking lot act like a Kendarius

Kendarius by James Johnson February 22, 2015

nickel creek

Nickel Creek, the divine rejuvenation of the bluegrass genre. Chris Thile, Sarah & Sean Watkins stand on the forefront of bluegrass, blending eclectic forms of music to create what they describe as "genre soup".

Orgasmic melodies, enchanted instrumentals, insightful lyrics. It must be Nickel Creek

nickel creek by James Johnson July 25, 2008

Dan Brown 

Dan Brown is the author of numerous books, now widely known for his controversial hit The Da Vinci Code, which has been converted into a major motion picture.

Dan Brown was a relatively unknown author until he hit it big with The Da Vinci Code.

Dan Brown by James Johnson May 26, 2006

YouTube 

YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, YouTube has seen immense success, and as of March 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily.

-YouTube, "Broadcast Yourself."

I made a video blog on YouTube.

I found Audioslave concert videos on YouTube.

Parents should be aware of what their children post on YouTube, as there are many perverts and perverted comments.

YouTube by James Johnson April 2, 2006

coffee 

From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.

Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.

coffee by James Johnson December 25, 2005

collective soul 

Alternative rockers Collective Soul were one of the five most heavily played bands on 90's rock radio. Despite having 19 seperate singles on the billboard top 100 this great band remains unseen or forgotten by many people.

Do you remember "Shine" "December" or "The World I Know", that was Collective Soul at their apex.

collective soul by James Johnson December 20, 2005

Stephen Colbert 

Stephen T. Colbert, more widely known as Stephen Colbear (The T's are silent, and they stand for truth!) He is the O'Reilly-esque host of the Colbert Report, Comedy Central's response to media pundits, mostly Bill O'Reilly because he is easy to satirize.

Stephen Colbert: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! But I've got oven mits. This is the Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert by James Johnson December 2, 2005