sabretooth

1-Sabertooth: A female who specializes and prefers giving oral sex to men. Saber: slang for the male penis. Tooth: Oral.
2-Sabertooth: the act of giving a BJ. Sabertoothing.

"Yo man my woman be sabertoothing my schlong all the time"

"Yeah i know Beth, she be one fine sabertooth."

by James March 05, 2004

club

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

Damn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?

by James March 07, 2004

Phillios

A group of boys (12 or younger) who can manage ten wanks in 30 minnits

by James May 01, 2003

raspberry ripple

come in a chicks face.... then crack her one in the nose!

Gave than slag a good ripple last night...yeah!

by james December 10, 2003

Borange

A little known Karma Sutra position originating the the Assai region of India requiring the dislocation of the females left shoulder to provide extra stimulation for the mans ealobe. This position enables the Kundalini to flow through the three gates (energy points) reaching it's highest potential allowing for an explosive orgasm

That Swami really knows how to Borange

I think we'll really need a towel if we are going to borange

by James January 11, 2005

Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect

Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.

by James November 17, 2004

morgition

a moron who makes up definitions

Derek is such a morgition, sitting on urbandictionary all night.

by James November 06, 2004