James's definitions

screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.

Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C

by james September 11, 2004

a clinton

A sexual act in which the female licks out the anus of the male. This originated when the president of the United States, Bill Clinton, had his anus licked out my intern Monica Lewinsky.

"Monica pulled a Clinton in the White House"

by james December 17, 2004

elephantidus

when a part on your body swells upto about 50x its normal size.

that guy had elephantidus on his balls and they hang down to his feet and are as wide as a beechball!

by James March 11, 2003

mosha

most peopole think all moshas hate all townies but they dont they just hate the people who slag us all off when they dont even know us. Moshas dont follow a trend they jus do what they want and arnt worried if other people dont like it.

Townie:OI mish mosh wash your hair
Mosha: laghs gives the townie the fing and walks off.

by James June 19, 2004

shrub

A bush; numerous other meanings. Sometimes, short for shrubbery.

There's a shrub growing in my best friend's front yard.

by James November 11, 2003

Calico

Actually Calico is a U.S. weapons manufacturer. The weapon you are thinking of is the model 950 which is made by Calico. It uses a two part roller rocker bolt with a cylinder style magazine sitting on top. It usually holds 50 rounds however a 100 round version is available. Another close cousin to the model 950 is the 960A which is a submachine gun version which fires from a closed bolt position and is approximately twice the 950's length. Both weapons use the same magazine however.

People better stop getting their definitions of Calico from 50cent songs.

by James February 21, 2007

Rooties

rehe, boobies

Look at the rooties!

by James March 12, 2004