NYC Subway

A crappy old subway system where trains are always delayed, and the system is dirty with littered trash and rats. In is also very crowded, and the doors are always being held and squeeze to get in.

However It is quite satisficing when listening to the trains announcements and engines. (Stand clear of the Closing doors please), (buzzzzzzzzzzz)

Common, I'm gonna be late for work, but the NYC Subway is so messy and trashy that the trains always are delayed!!! But I do love the sounds, so I guess worth it?

NYC Subway by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

NYC Street Sweep 

Anal fucking a girl in dirt. Roll her around in it causing her to be extremely dirty. Then you give her a combination of piss and cum to clean her off.

Johnny gave that bitch a NYC Street Sweep.

NYC Street Sweep by Kyle Murray April 1, 2008

NYC Socialist 

A person, who typically lives in a penthouse in New York City, who advocates for socialist reforms despite being a member of the top 10%

That Hasan piker dude is the textbook definition of a NYC socialist

NYC Socialist by TheentireStateofNewYork November 20, 2021

NYC Subway

A good subway system operates by the New York transit authority or MTA, Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, it has eight A divisions Number lines like the (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) & 42nd shuttle. And seventeen B division letter lines the (A) (B) (C) (D) (E) (F) (G) (J) (L) (M) (N) (Q) (R) (W) (Z) the Franklin avenue and rockaway shuttles. This cool subway system is hated by people who don’t know what transportation in other countries is like, sure the trains gets delayed at some times and some lines are suspended but even if a line is suspended, they still provide FREE SHUTTLE BUSES when there is a subway suspension, and the only real argument with the subway is the homeless people, unlike Amtrak and any other commuter train line the subway is cheap to ride which cost $2.90. The subway rolling stock consist of R46, R68, R62, R62A, R142, R142A, R143, R160A, R160B, R179🍋, R188, R211A and R211T.

Train station announcer: attention, everyone due to track maintenance (2) trains are not running from 241st and Franklin Ave , (2) trains are rerouted to new lots avenue, additionally, there will be free shuttle buses that run between Franklin avenue and Flatbush avenue.

Asshole: like every goddamn time a train is always suspended like what the hell man.

Lady: Ugh stop making a bitch of everything of the subway

Asshole: Can’t u see the shitty people suspended the 2 service

Lady: yeah it may be a bit annoying but still they suspended the line so they can fix the tracks, if they don’t maintain the tracks there can be damage to the tracks that can cause trains to derail and also didn’t they say that they provide free bus service where the train doesn’t run you Old Douchebag.

Asshole: IDGAS about mta their system sucks. I bet other countries have better transit system

Lady: other countries are way worst than NYC, take the Caribbean for example they have no trains and they don’t use proper buses as public transportation, they used shitty sardine can on wheels Toyota hiace that is very inconvenient and they don’t operate everyday they only operate weekdays and what about some African countries like DRC where there is NO public transportation and people have walk with their bare foot, asshole appreciate the NYC Subway and any other public transportation in the USA

NYC Subway by EMD F59PHI July 16, 2024

NYC High School Discord Server 

stupid fucking server where everyone talks about cock and balls, spams shitposts in #general with two people occasionally simping for each other for attention. all the mods are gay (except cipher) and the admins have small cocks. and don’t forget the faggots that spam their selfies in #general to fish for compliments, when in reality no one gives a shit

Guy 1: Join the NYC High School Discord server
Clementine Eugene Ozurkelus II: No cunt

NYC High School Discord Server by attackontitansex92 June 10, 2020

NYC Museum School

Basically the poorest school ever. Located in Chelsea, Manhattan, the school was started with the intent of being a place where students used resources from New York City Museums to learn. This of course, quickly went to shit when the administration changed. The student community can only be described as loud, rambunctious slackers who miraculously manage to get all their work done. Classwork and Homework is never done until the last week of the quarter, around that time Stuyvesant doesn't have anything on Museum Students. Where students rock at Shakespeare, sometimes come back from lunch on time, stay fit by taking laps around the halls during class, change the desktops in the computer lab to whatever they damn well please, look down upon (and often yell at) Labbies, tell freshmen there's a pool on the fourth floor, play basketball in the gym instead of eating lunch, usually wait until after school to get high, cut class inside the building without getting caught, try to get to the lunch room first in order to sit at the booths, are too good for the really shitty school lunches, play the 'penis game' or squares in class, do the wave for no reason, hang out in the halls after classes let out because they have nothing better to do, draw rhinos and pass them around class, know where everything in the Brooklyn Museum is, know how to get into the Metropolitan Museum of Art for only 5 cents, attending the drama club don't do much except go to Broadway Plays at the end of the year, get very competitive over gym class volleyball tournaments, play Nintendo DS and PSP in class, share a sports team with the NYC Lab School, pay money to pie their teachers in the face, go to internships or fake internships during the day for a marking period, hang out in Union Square during and after school, know the teacher and administrator passwords for the computers (abc123 and macadmin respectively) and are generally awesome. One special feature of the school is 'Module', a majority of the day long class period where students learn about specific topics like evolution, world religions, the conquistadors, the renaissance, African Art, 'Comparative Planetary Geology' (way more boring than it sounds), photography, and the connection between Art and Literature.

"If you plant a garden, worms will show up."
-Actual Quote From The Principal

NYC Museum School Student 1: Are you going to History?
NYCMS Student 2: No.

NYCMS Student 1: Oh no, we have module today!
NYCMS Student 2: Where are we going?
NYCMS Student 1: The Met!!!
NYCMS Student 2: Let's skip after lunch then.

NYC Museum School by PrettyAwesome February 19, 2009

NYC Museum School

The school that lacks of sufficent amount of floors. A school you would only stay in if you have developed a good relationship with the math teacher.

"Hey do you go to NYC Museum School?"
"Yeah, I like that math teacher."

"Where floor are you on?"
"2nd and only floor."

NYC Museum School by RobustHomosapien February 8, 2009