JakeStar's definitions
"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
by JakeStar May 14, 2005

by JakeStar April 22, 2005

A security guard. Derived from 5-0, slang term for a cop. Security guards carry about half the credibility and authority as a regular cop, hence the 2.5.
See also rent-a-cop, mall security.
See also rent-a-cop, mall security.
"Bobby and I were throwing mustard off of the balcony, then some 2.5-0 come by and threatens to calls the cops. Lame"
by JakeStar November 3, 2005

14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"
19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"
35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"
50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"
35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"
50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
by JakeStar December 28, 2005

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.
by JakeStar August 4, 2005

The least preferred, but most often utilized, mode of transportation for city dwellers, kids without their lisences, college freshmen, and other carless people.
by JakeStar November 3, 2005

"I cant fit this 30 rack into my backpack!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
"No worries! Ditch the box and fill up your backpack with loosies!"
by JakeStar October 12, 2005
