JakeStar's definitions
Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.
by JakeStar August 4, 2005

"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
by JakeStar May 14, 2005

by JakeStar April 22, 2005

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005

by JakeStar November 28, 2005

by JakeStar May 4, 2005

"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
by JakeStar August 9, 2005
