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Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 3, 2005
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During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 30, 2005
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by JakeStar August 4, 2005
Get the fenway park mug.It may be a bastardization of English-English, but the majority of English speakers live in America. If you went the majority, American English is the proper form of English.
There are some 508 million English speakers in the world, and some 280 million of them live in the USA.
by JakeStar March 3, 2007
Get the american english mug.Sex between two (or more) people living in the same dorm.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
Common among freshman, who excited by their newfound freedom have sex with the nearest person they can get their booze-soaked hands on. Its all well and good until October rolls around and you hate each other but still see each other everyday.
"You fucked your neighbor? Bad idea, dormcest usually does not end well."
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
"But we were drunk! And my mom wasnt going to walk in on us!"
by JakeStar May 9, 2005
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19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"
35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"
50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"
35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"
50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"
by JakeStar December 28, 2005
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