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fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.
by JakeStar August 4, 2005
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gun

A tool that is only deadly if used for its intended purpose.
"A gun is a tool, no different from a baseball bat, or a meat cleaver, or ... an alligator!"

-Homer Simpson
by JakeStar May 14, 2005
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xanga

Like live journal, but more Asian.
Those Asians love their Xangas
by JakeStar April 22, 2005
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Garfield

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.
Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.
by JakeStar April 25, 2005
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madawk

A contraction of mad awkward. Can be used as an interjection in situations that are very awkward
'Mom walked in on me right before I was about to get laid"

"Madawk"
by JakeStar November 28, 2005
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teenage wastland

"Teenage Wasteland is my favoirite Who song!"

"I'm afraid I don't know that one"
by JakeStar May 4, 2005
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flophouse

A run-down boarding house for bums, hobos, and other transients. Not used anymore.
"Get those street-Arabs out of my shop and into the flop-house where they belong!"

Angry shopkeep, c. 1890
by JakeStar August 9, 2005
mugGet the flophousemug.

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