Jake The Doggo's definitions
a hipster that you find that plays the ukelele all the time, they usually have dreads and listen to Twenty One Pilots and Halsey. They are that kid that just randomly say deep quotes without actually knowing what it means but it goes along with the situation. They are usually Swedish Columbian who eats a lot of Funyuns.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Angelomug. a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Fake Tumblr Girlmug. a girl who thinks she's so cool and rebellious, she is often calling others names such as "Pussy" and "slut". She is super mean to others for no real paticular reason at all. She always wears skimpy clothing and will try steal your man even though she deserves someone as low as her. She also judges people for being fake even though she is fake.
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Ambermug. It can mean many things but for this one it means someone under 18 that got someone or got pregnant. The younger you are the more of a slut you are. It goes for both males and females.
1. Did you hear Amber got pregnant?
2. Isn't she just 14?? What a slut! smh
1. Did you hear Jase got some girl pregnant?
2. Isn't he just 14??? What a slut! smh
2. Isn't she just 14?? What a slut! smh
1. Did you hear Jase got some girl pregnant?
2. Isn't he just 14??? What a slut! smh
by Jake The Doggo November 2, 2016
Get the Slutmug. something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Drying Paintmug. a name you use when refering to a funny,derpy,quirky,dorky female. someone who usually makes a fool of themselves just to make others laugh or smile
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
Get the Lindamug. 1. Man i thought she was so nice but then I found out she talks behinds peoples backs
2. Thats Katy for you
2. Thats Katy for you
by Jake The Doggo October 26, 2016
Get the Katymug.