masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005

oh hey

agreeing with someone in a conversation; derived from the language Jag

Scooter Mcdoogle: "You wanna get drunk?" Jake Schrader: "oh hey!"

by Jake January 08, 2005

Afofa

Someone who consumed of marijuana or Alcohol.

Look at those guys smoking weed! What a bunch of AFOFAS!

by Jake September 14, 2003

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 14, 2004

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.

I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.

by Jake March 26, 2004

ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."

by Jake April 01, 2004

john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake February 26, 2005