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n00bing

One word- "camping"
Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.
by Jake May 7, 2004
mugGet the n00bingmug.

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the foot fuckmug.

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"
I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.
by Jake March 24, 2004
mugGet the OCmug.

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 16, 2004
mugGet the funkateermug.

foul

The filthiest of the filthy. Foul refers to the smell of a filthy bitch / slut / skank-ass slut / or filth-a-ka-bob. This is the nastiest of the nasty of reeks.
Shut your legs, you're making this room smell foul you slut!
by Jake July 6, 2004
mugGet the foulmug.

thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.
The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the thermostatmug.

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
by jake June 10, 2004
mugGet the Bleeding Anusmug.

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