Definitions by Jake

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

strider by jake May 4, 2004

beucus

A Skinned (very small) dog with absolutly no hair.

A german scientist skinned his dog in a expeirment and called it a beucus

"thats the uglyiest beucus ive ever seen"

"That beucus looks like a babys ass"

beucus by Jake May 3, 2004

poke 

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

poke by Jake May 2, 2004

duder 

anyone who partakes in a dumbass activity or is considered theirselfs a complete dumbass.

Look at that duder with his gay mullet

duder by jake April 28, 2004

call me someday 

something a guy sez to a girl if he doesn't really want to do anything with her except fuck her and even then she has to make the first move so that he knows up front she's a sure thing

she:"Can I see you again?"

he:"Yeah,call me someday"

call me someday by Jake April 26, 2004

fistula 

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

fistula by Jake April 21, 2004

minal 

Big buttoxed person

That girl is minal

minal by jake April 21, 2004