Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 06, 2005

xino

When a kid, usually a n00b, tries to type the word "comp" as in computer, but has bad typing skills and his/her keys are not in the home position; thus, the resulting typed word is one letter to the left

n00b: OMG, MAH XINO 1S S0000 BROKIN!!!1!!11 WTF LOLOLOL I MEANT COMP!!!1!!1!1

by Jake November 06, 2004

Tweed

Mid Western term for something "hip" or cool. Prince once spoke of someone as Tweed.

When seeing a good looking person of the opposite sex, he told his friend, "She is so tweed, I would love to say hello."

Also - "This party we are going to tomorrow night will be tweed."
Someone might say that if there was going to be punch served at a party.

by Jake May 13, 2005

on the rag

(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.

She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.

by Jake February 20, 2004

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 05, 2005

homonymphonecropyrophiliac

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire

sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay

by jake December 03, 2004

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007