Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jake

schlitz

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

schlitz by Jake March 29, 2003

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

suldrek by Jake March 11, 2003

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

F.U.P. by jake March 7, 2003

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

diarrhea by Jake February 26, 2003

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

Slim Shadey by Jake February 26, 2003