Jake 's definitions

Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.

Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.

by Jake June 18, 2006

Clover snatcher

A slang way to refer to an Irish person

That new guy talks really funny he must be a clover snatcher.

by Jake December 24, 2004

nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants

Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.

by Jake May 8, 2003

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005