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sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
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frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
by jake December 18, 2004
mugGet the frozen joemug.

stones

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.
by Jake February 25, 2004
mugGet the stonesmug.

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.
I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.
by Jake March 26, 2004
mugGet the movie adulterymug.

Eifel 65

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously
by jake November 20, 2004
mugGet the Eifel 65mug.

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.
Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.
by JakE May 22, 2007
mugGet the boner loafmug.

WSC

WestSide Connection, Ice cube aka the gangster, WC aka the killer, mack10 aka the drugdealer
its a dub s cee thang dub cee brang
by jake December 8, 2003
mugGet the WSCmug.

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