We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 25, 2004
by Jake March 05, 2005
One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.
Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
by JakE May 07, 2007
A disgusting, sub-human being of caucasian (white) ethnicity that thinks and acts as though they are of black ethnicity, also will act thuggish, wears baggy "hip-hop" clothes and acts tough to try in an attempt to boost their social status. Many times they have a personality complex and dress and act in this manner in order to cover up their problem.
See also: wigger, twink, wankster
See also: wigger, twink, wankster
Hey man, look at the gay gansters over there on the corner yelling at the girls, it's going to break their hearts when they finally realiz they are white!!!
by Jake February 21, 2005
by Jake November 18, 2004
an awesome pimpette that can spell her name right and anyone named Loren spelt like that is a damned son of a bitch! and Hillary will kick their ass.
by Jake January 18, 2005
by jake June 19, 2004