beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 02, 2010
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four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
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reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!
by Jake December 16, 2004
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sleeper

a person who is an outwardly common looking item, but possesses something special or unique inside
Cyndi turned out to be a sleeper, I thought she was just a bar fly but she has an M.A.Sc. in Electrical Engineering and owns half a restaurant with her youngest uncle.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")
I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
by Jake June 17, 2006
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Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name
MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!
by Jake November 12, 2003
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