Jake 's definitions

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

Clover snatcher

A slang way to refer to an Irish person

That new guy talks really funny he must be a clover snatcher.

by Jake December 24, 2004

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

civil union

The consolation prize of human rights.

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.

by Jake February 10, 2005

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore

Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005

by Jake March 20, 2005

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004