Jake 's definitions
Southern slang for ass
by Jake September 5, 2005
Get the bonkiemug. 5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.
by jake April 1, 2005
Get the Ugh Factor 5mug. by Jake January 7, 2005
Get the oh heymug. The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
by Jake January 14, 2004
Get the monsmug. she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the pubesmug. Kinda lame but useful and funny way of saying for sure or definately.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.
by Jake May 8, 2005
Get the deffomug. She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."
He: "What's for dinner ?"
He: "What's for dinner ?"
by Jake March 8, 2004
Get the dinnermug.