Jake's definitions

hammer

The final and best trick in a skateboarders video part.

"Keep watching, wait until you see his hammer"

by Jake May 8, 2005

Moment Stopper

The action of stopping a amusing moment by using phrases that would normally end something like this

Johnny:hey George, you know whats ugly? YOUR FACE
Alex, Jake: OHHH, you just got told!!! YAOOOOOOOOOO
Jake: OK GUYS, that's it, no more, the moments over, it's done, that's enough

by jake April 11, 2005

puff

(verb) to fart

She was embarrassed, she puffed while we were making love.

by Jake January 14, 2004

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.

"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"

by Jake August 14, 2003

Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 26, 2003

tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003

cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.

by Jake April 12, 2003