Jake's definitions

schlitz

To breath and spit.

The retarded kid schlitzed all over me when he was speaking.

by Jake March 29, 2003

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

by jake March 7, 2003

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003

Total Request Live

Total Request DEAD

by Jake February 26, 2003

Slim Shadey

A stringy form of diarrhea.

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.

by Jake February 26, 2003