Jake's definitions

69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 3, 2004

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

Capers

mysterious unforgetable female

gosh that capers is so fine

by Jake May 13, 2005

deffo

Kinda lame but useful and funny way of saying for sure or definately.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.

U comin tonite?
Deffo

by Jake May 8, 2005

troll

vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features

There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

by Jake February 18, 2004

Hazelbrook

Hazelbrook home of da best ppl inda world (west of syd)

"yea fuk da TKB or da Lawson bums Hazlebrooks betta den dem all"

by jake November 28, 2003

thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.

The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.

by Jake February 3, 2004