631 definitions by Jake

James likes to play with Sissy's Funa
by Jake December 3, 2004
Get the funa mug.
something to say when you hear something funny, exciting or interesting
Mike: Hey guys were gonna go play football!!
Robert: YOWZAS
by Jake April 14, 2005
Get the Yowzas mug.
the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms
I'm a saran wrap baby.
by Jake March 7, 2004
Get the saran wrap mug.
ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the squirting jam into a donut mug.
getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!
i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car
by Jake August 5, 2004
Get the crunk mug.
"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the nut mug.