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junior high

A holding pen designed to keep preteens away from the rest of the world.
By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.
by Jake March 27, 2005
mugGet the junior highmug.

krunk

The term 'krunk' is derived from the word "crank" referring to the crank on an engine, key in the car igition, etc. To get "krunked up" is to get "cranked up" or to get going/turn on. Thus, derives the association between alcohol and drug use.
"'Na sun, goin out der n krunk up dat ride!" means

"Now son, could you please go outside and start the automobile for me?"
by Jake April 4, 2004
mugGet the krunkmug.

Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.
Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus
by jake March 30, 2004
mugGet the Dinkusmug.

gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
by jake April 17, 2004
mugGet the gooch broommug.

Bureaucrash

Bureaucrash is a 501c3 non-profit foundation dedicated to fighting the increase of government control over our lives. Our international network of pro-freedom activists works to change the political ideology of our generation through creative activism. While most youth politics supports the growth of the already bloated government bureaucracy, we fight for personal freedom, free trade and limited government.

Bureaucrash is an international network of activists of all political persuasions who believe that bloated, sprawling governments and the bureaucrats and politicians who control them ought to be mocked. Mercilessly.

Why? Because when governments grow, our freedom to live our lives as we see fit shrinks. Every time a new law is passed, some bureaucrat squirreled away in a cubicle somewhere gets more power to make decisions for us. And because the vast majority of people have no idea of the lives and freedoms crushed every time the government’s power grows.

We believe that, only by spreading information about this absurd arrangement can the sprawling bureaucracy be leashed and our fundamental freedoms restored.
Real rebels don't support centralized government authority. Join the resistance!
by Jake August 10, 2004
mugGet the Bureaucrashmug.

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis
by Jake February 3, 2005
mugGet the blue sockmug.

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.
Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.
by Jake March 5, 2003
mugGet the ghandi's revengemug.

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