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Why is Furby eating a paper towel?
by Jake December 9, 2003
Get the Furby mug.The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
by Jake December 9, 2003
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i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6
by jake December 8, 2003
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Get the Prankster mug.A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.
Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.
by Jake December 2, 2003
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