Jake's definitions

garbizzle

A word defining garbage, or a shitty situation.

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"

by Jake May 6, 2005

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 5, 2004

surprise jellyroll

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut

"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."

by Jake March 26, 2004

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 9, 2005

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 8, 2003

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004

White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 3, 2004