Jake's definitions
(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the on the ragmug. a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
Get the zucchinimug. male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the kneeling missionarymug. 
The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.
Jake: Hey Keii
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
by Jake December 28, 2004
Get the Keiimug. 
A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 6, 2005
Get the Jagmug.