Jake's definitions

7-11

7" dick, 11" vagina ===> vaginal fart (vart)

He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.

by Jake January 29, 2004

tanockle

"tonight", "in the evening"

"I'm gettin lugged tanockle"

by Jake January 6, 2005

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.

"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"

by jake September 16, 2004

OC

premature ejaculation, that is, to cum "Out (of) Cunt"

I was in such a hurry with her that I OC'd.

by Jake March 24, 2004

wucka

To pound forcefully, often in a sexual manner.

I wuckaed my girlfriend so hard that she couldn't tell what time it was.

by Jake November 6, 2004

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

donk

being ugly or otherwise unpleasant

"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"

by Jake January 6, 2005