Jake's definitions

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 2, 2004

gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...

"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!

by jake May 13, 2005

cackle

your penis; derived from the language Jag

"I got my cackled sucked last night."

by Jake January 6, 2005

that one stings

a certain way of showing the humiliation someone recieves after being insulted

Frank: Hey Dan your so poor that one time i saw you kicking cans and i asked what you were doing and you said "moving"
Ryan: THAT ONE STINGS

by jake April 11, 2005

going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

by Jake March 5, 2004

shoot

(verb) to ejaculate

Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

glunkin

a blow job while takin a dump

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night

by Jake June 20, 2006