Jake's definitions

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

glem

a ditch filled with urine

dude you stepped in my glem

by jake January 27, 2005

g unit

G unit is a group containing 50 CENT, YOUNG BUCK, TONY YAYO, LLYOD BANKS, THE GAME... Best in the game dose not stand for Gangster Unit DOSE NOT

G Unit is the best nobody can even touch that crew.

by JAKE May 13, 2005