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cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry
i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now
by jake February 23, 2005
mugGet the cherry danglermug.

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
by jake April 6, 2003
mugGet the My Mommug.

bent

to have a talent for
she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the bentmug.

Rinkyrin

An absolute remmer, created by Dave!
Rinkyrin: RINKY! (insert spasticated voice)
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the Rinkyrinmug.

drop it like it's hot

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot
by Jake January 3, 2005
mugGet the drop it like it's hotmug.

troll

vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features
There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
by Jake February 18, 2004
mugGet the trollmug.

pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman
Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.
by Jake January 29, 2004
mugGet the pantie wettermug.

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