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kingwood

Where the real playa resides, this would be people like the Godfather.
Welcome to Kingwood, now wheres my money?
by jake September 4, 2003
mugGet the kingwoodmug.

Little Bunny Foofoo

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
by Jake June 30, 2004
mugGet the Little Bunny Foofoomug.

slute

Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa
Check out that slute in the red with the fuckin' cans.
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the slutemug.

reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!
by Jake December 16, 2004
mugGet the reverse-bitchmug.

aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant
Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.
by Jake February 17, 2004
mugGet the auberginemug.

Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.
by Jake November 18, 2004
mugGet the Woobsie Darlingmug.

anwr

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."
by Jake March 31, 2005
mugGet the anwrmug.

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