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The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
Get the Helicockter mug.Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
by Jake March 5, 2005
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Get the what now mug.When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.
by Jake March 5, 2005
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Get the alien masterbation mug.a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.
by Jake April 21, 2004
Get the fistula mug.1. a person of great respect
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people
Shital is Hiren's Best friend
by jake April 21, 2004
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