Jake's definitions

thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

by Jake January 30, 2004

poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.

She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.

by Jake January 30, 2004

fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2

1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004

sweet-roll

the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.

Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.

by JakE October 22, 2006

sleepy sex

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

by Jake March 5, 2004

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004