Jake's definitions

jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole

girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course

by Jake January 17, 2020

landing strip

(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region

(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin

(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"

by Jake February 22, 2004

Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.

Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.

by Jake June 25, 2004

windsor

A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.

We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.

by Jake March 2, 2004

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 2, 2004

krunk

The term 'krunk' is derived from the word "crank" referring to the crank on an engine, key in the car igition, etc. To get "krunked up" is to get "cranked up" or to get going/turn on. Thus, derives the association between alcohol and drug use.

"'Na sun, goin out der n krunk up dat ride!" means

"Now son, could you please go outside and start the automobile for me?"

by Jake April 4, 2004

Dinkus

A person that does stupid things. An insult. When you act like an idiot, you are being a Dinkus.

Dude! you just spilled your drink on me! Good Job Dinkus!!

I hate you. You stupid Dinkus

by jake March 30, 2004