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numa numa dance

The newest Internet celebraty, in the same vein as Bubb Rubb and Star Wars Kid.

A chubby teenager sings and dances to "Numa Numa," a techno song by a Romanian boy band O-Zone. The "Numa Numa Dance" peaked in early 2005.
Myahe, Myaha, Myaha HA HA
Allo? Salut.
by Jake February 28, 2005
mugGet the numa numa dancemug.

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow
On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.
by Jake February 28, 2004
mugGet the take it slowmug.

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.
Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
by JakE May 21, 2007
mugGet the Dick mailermug.

ying

an exclamitory word. it is used when one randomly sneaks up upon an unsuspecting victim, preceded by violently screaming "YING!" in their ear, thereby scaring the shit out of them.
"dude i just yinged the shit out of those beaners mowing that lawn. you should have seen them run back to mexico!"
by jAkE September 6, 2005
mugGet the yingmug.

noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the noah's arkmug.

dizzo

yo dawg dat bitch over thurr is on my dizzo
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the dizzomug.

munty

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!
by Jake January 8, 2004
mugGet the muntymug.

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