Jake's definitions

Khon

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

by Jake August 8, 2006

ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004

bull shit

Used when disgusted or upset about something

1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"

by jake November 30, 2004

yeaferjenkembab and co

the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!

Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit

by Jake June 27, 2004

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 20, 2004

clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

by Jake March 24, 2004