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A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.
Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.
by Jake June 6, 2004
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Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
by Jake June 17, 2006
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ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name
MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!
by Jake November 12, 2003
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refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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To wrap a rubber-band around your hand and wait until it goes numb. Then you masturbate.
"Man, I can't get a girl....at least I've got a rubber-band and a bottle of hand cream."
by Jake May 13, 2005
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Almost like "oh shit".
Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.
by Jake July 25, 2004
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When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.
Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.
by Jake May 7, 2004
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