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ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.
"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."
by Jake April 1, 2004
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vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag
"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"
by Jake January 10, 2005
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the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
by jake June 19, 2004
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cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
by Jake March 16, 2004
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kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!
Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.
by Jake January 26, 2004
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sleep with

She let me sleep with her.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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