633 definitions by Jake

george bush

the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself

"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.

by Jake January 11, 2005

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by Jake March 6, 2004

Mo

Short for "mother" or "mother fucker" used to show exajuration. (spelling?)

"MY TOE HURTS LIKE A MO ON HER BIRTH DAY!!!!"

"Duuudee"

by Jake February 8, 2005

fnarg

The act of jaywalking, preceded by getting violentsly struck by a large truck.

"Woah! That tard just got fnarged!"

by Jake February 9, 2005

drop it like it's hot

Taking a big dump; pooping

Is there a toilet around? I gotta drop it like its hot

by Jake January 3, 2005

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by Jake November 13, 2003

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003