Jake's definitions

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 3, 2004

faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!

by Jake August 10, 2004

bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies

I like to play the bjung!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Toiletpaper Noose

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

by Jake June 17, 2004

voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts

dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex

by jake June 19, 2004