Jake's definitions

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

glem

a ditch filled with urine

dude you stepped in my glem

by jake January 27, 2005

baylaze

to smoke herb, or dank or what ever u call it

u tryin to baylaze tonight B

by Jake June 20, 2006

t-bone

to hit a car in the side

i lost control on black ice and t-boned his SUV

by Jake March 7, 2004

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

by Jake February 3, 2004

n00bing

One word- "camping"

Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.

by Jake May 7, 2004

H H

To hold hands with someone

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott

by Jake December 6, 2003