Jake's definitions

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.

by Jake November 8, 2003

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name

MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!

by Jake November 11, 2003

glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)

i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed

by Jake November 12, 2003

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003