Jake's definitions

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

Ignateous

ghetto slang for ignitable, or flammable. It's definantly ghetto. It could also be some goofy kid's name

MAN! That peoce of wood is really ignateous!!

That goofy kid's name is Ignateous. What a queer!

by Jake November 11, 2003

glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)

i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed

by Jake November 12, 2003

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 15, 2003

tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003