Jake's definitions

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

sandgina

when a girl goes to the beach and gets a bunch of sand stuck in her vagina.

Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.

by jake May 13, 2005

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 3, 2004

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004