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male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest
Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you
by Jake April 1, 2005
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The presence/appearance of (usually a crowd of) sexy/fit/horny ladies. Also what you would exclaim when pointing them out to a friend.
By Jove Mr. Pooley, is it wet season again already?
by Jake July 21, 2003
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"Ooo I caught ya'll neckin in the back of the truck!"
by Jake September 19, 2003
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the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)
Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!
by Jake October 23, 2006
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A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.
Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.
by Jake May 5, 2005
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