Jake's definitions

civil union

The consolation prize of human rights.

While some people think gays should settle for civil unions, others think they should have the right to marrige.

by Jake February 10, 2005

woobsie

See Woobsie Darling.

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects

What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large

by Jake December 24, 2004

tight

1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like

1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.

by Jake February 20, 2004

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

appraisersuckup

a real estate appraiser who gives in to client pressure to appraise a property for a predetermined amount.

by Jake November 8, 2003

unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 29, 2004