631 definitions by Jake

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by Jake August 19, 2004

My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick

damn that person looks like my mom

by Jake April 6, 2003

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 21, 2004

g unit!

g unit AKA gorrilla unit used for random notations.

fidy sent- GGGGGGGGGGGGGG-UNIT!!!
or
bob-thats cool!
fred- G UNIT!
or
randomly say g unit!!

by Jake April 11, 2005

g unit

G unit is a group containing 50 CENT, YOUNG BUCK, TONY YAYO, LLYOD BANKS, THE GAME... Best in the game dose not stand for Gangster Unit DOSE NOT

G Unit is the best nobody can even touch that crew.

by Jake February 28, 2005

gay bobby

someone that acts feminine and stupid at all times

"My neighbor is a gay bobby."

by Jake January 8, 2005

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 8, 2005