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glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)
i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed
by Jake November 12, 2003
mugGet the glurbymug.

WSC

WestSide Connection, Ice cube aka the gangster, WC aka the killer, mack10 aka the drugdealer
its a dub s cee thang dub cee brang
by jake December 8, 2003
mugGet the WSCmug.

scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
mugGet the scrubbamug.

stones

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.
by Jake February 25, 2004
mugGet the stonesmug.

movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film with one person when you shud have shared the motion picture experience with someone else.
I had to go see CHICAGO a second time, this time with Terri, even tho I had seen it with Nancii; otherwise the movie adultery would come out.
by Jake March 26, 2004
mugGet the movie adulterymug.

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo
Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.
by jake December 18, 2004
mugGet the frozen joemug.

Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.
by jake October 1, 2003
mugGet the Eldimug.

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