lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl

"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"

by Jake January 06, 2005

puff

(verb) to fart

She was embarrassed, she puffed while we were making love.

by Jake January 14, 2004

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.

RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.

by Jake February 23, 2003

alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by Jake February 26, 2005

Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

by Jake April 14, 2004

gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.

by Jake November 08, 2003