JakE's definitions

im high as a motherfucker

im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly

john sed"im high as a motherfucker"

by jake June 17, 2006

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 6, 2004

ryme

u have to b bored as hell to do

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives

by jake November 1, 2003

arousal

to feel a certain special tension in one's sexual parts

Arousal began to overtake me like a wave.

by Jake March 7, 2004

duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.

'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'

by Jake February 27, 2005

Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004