5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004

like

(1) like = said (the first Valley Girl,popularized in a 1982 Frank Zappa song,swapped "like" for "said")
(2) word used in conversation to set up quotations

(3) word used as a stall tactic when they're not confident about what they're saying, akin to "uh" or "um", a space-filler in conversation to keep the other person from injecting into an otherwise-quiet space between thoughts; sometimes thought to be a sign of a poor vocabulary

(1) I'm like, `Gag me with a spoon' and she's like, `Oh my God!'

(2) He's, like, `Go ahead.'

(3) I'm like, thinking about taking my clothes off, but I'm like, on my period, and I'm thinking, like, does he want to 'do it' when Im, like, going to be bleeding all over, like, his cock....

by Jake February 17, 2004

period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)

My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks

by Jake February 28, 2004

fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.

Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.

by JakE May 21, 2007

Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

by Jake March 31, 2005

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 05, 2003

prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

by Jake March 24, 2004