Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

by Jake March 31, 2005

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 01, 2010

frugly

A devastating combination of fatness and uglyness

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !

by jake November 20, 2004

hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body

Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections

by Jake May 13, 2005

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 08, 2003

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Helicockter

The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.

Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.

by Jake March 05, 2005