Jaime's definitions

brenex

stupid ass redneck named joe

by Jaime April 28, 2003

Paris Hilton

Oh my gosh! I fucking hate Paris fucking Hilton!! Talk about a talentless whore! We wouldn’t even know who the hell she was if she wasn’t such a fucking whore! She can’t act, sing or do shit, she just stands there with her hand on her hip and smiles and gets money for it! I hate that bitch!!!

she is an over spoilt ,Dumb blonde who should rot in hell

by jaime February 4, 2005

vomitorium

something that makes you so sick, grossed out, or yucky.

really really old dishes in the sink

by Jaime September 25, 2003

Egg

A very fun virbating toy for a woman. Usually remote control. Can be worn anytime (in a class, walking the dog, etc.) Give you a very discreate way to have an orgasm with out a dildo, penis, or your fingers.

Alex: Is that cum on your pants Jaime?
Jaime: Yeah, I bought one of those "egg" things that you wear any time.
Alex: Got bored during that lecture?
Jaime: Hell ya! just reached in my pocket, flipped the switch to on, got wetter and wetter then finally, i cummed all over my pants.

by Jaime December 27, 2003

farfanoogin

farfanoogin is a meaning for a swear but u dont wanna say a bad word--or either a dumb word u say to make people piss there selves

GOD DAMMNIT FARFANOOGIN! or---farfa--FARFANOOGIN far-FARFANOOGIN farf-FARFANSKDJG

by Jaime January 8, 2004

tom farmer

The very musically and entertaininly talented lead singer of the band, Strawberries. He started the band originally in Salem, Oregon... playing many local shows, and slowly but surely aqquiring more and more devoted fans.

Did you see Tom Farmer's band's show the other day? They're called Strawberries and they rock the socks off anyone that has a chance to listen.

by Jaime June 11, 2006

HOME WRECKER.

noun;a very large crank, an unusually large penis or member found on a male

"Why Mr. Moore I can't take all of that. My gosh it's a Homewrecker!"

by Jaime May 13, 2005