Jagohno's definitions

1984

Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.

"Where's the part in 1984 where Winston gets banned from Twitter?"

by Jagohno March 7, 2021

2021

You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.

Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

Black Tulip

The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.

Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."

by Jagohno August 17, 2021

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020