If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.
Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
by Jagohno October 22, 2020
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Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
Get the 2021 mug.The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.
Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."
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A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
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