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by Jagohno May 17, 2021
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Genghis Khan

An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
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by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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Stigma

"What does 'stigma' mean? I should look it up on urban dictionar- oh."
by Jagohno July 9, 2021
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2020 Debate

A shit show that took place on September 29, 2020 between two absolute morons. The 2020 debate looked like two toddlers arguing over something small and they kept interrupting each other.
73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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Alien

1. An organism in which comes from any area / place foreign to the planet Earth.

2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.

3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )
1. "An alien from outer space put eggs in my stomach."

2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."

3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
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