Jagohno's definitions
For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.
by Jagohno November 30, 2020
Get the Thernometermug. 
"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.
by Jagohno September 21, 2020
Get the Dr Sexmug. A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
Get the South China Morning Postmug. The Black Tulip, aka the An-12 is a Soviet-made transport military aircraft that saw most of its service in the First Russo-Chechen War and the Soviet-Afghan War. The aircraft infamously carried dead soldiers back home. Today, it is scarcely used for cargo, civilian transport and even still in military service in other small countries.
Russian soldier, 1995:"Last night a Chechen bastard hit our tank. The tank mechanic is dead, he'll be coming home in a Black Tulip."
by Jagohno August 17, 2021
Get the Black Tulipmug. When a person finally becomes an adult, they turn 18. If you're American, you can finally have a gun, but you still won't be able to legally drink alcohol for another 3 years.
18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
Get the 18mug. *WAP Playing in the background*:
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: WAP
Person 1: Worship and Prayer?
Person 2: Yes, brother.
Person 1: Understood, brother. I will be on my way. God bless you.
by Jagohno October 12, 2020
Get the WAPmug.