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by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Thermomiter

You fucking spelt it wrong. It's "Thermometer." Who even thought "Thermomiter in the first place? Oh yeah. You.

If you're reading this, you spelt it wrong, dumbass.

You: Thermomiter

Everyone else: what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Alien

1. An organism in which comes from any area / place foreign to the planet Earth.

2. An individual that has immigrated into a country without proper documentation. In other words, an illegal immigrant.

3. A group or individual foreign to one's homeland . (Most commonly described negatively. )

1. "An alien from outer space put eggs in my stomach."

2. "David moved to Croatia illegally."

3. "I do not enjoy the amount aliens coming to our country from Somalia."

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Vote

If it is 2020 and you're an American adult reading this, then vote, you fucking bitch. Over 100 million people didn't vote in the 2016 election. This election is fucking important, do it.

Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.

by Jagohno October 22, 2020

2021

You guys are acting like COVID-19 is just gonna disappear the second it becomes 2021.

Person 1: I can't wait for this hell known as 2020 to be over!

Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

2020 Debate

A shit show that took place on September 29, 2020 between two absolute morons. The 2020 debate looked like two toddlers arguing over something small and they kept interrupting each other.

73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.

by Jagohno October 21, 2020