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An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
Get the Genghis Khanmug. 
"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.
by Jagohno September 21, 2020
Get the Dr Sexmug. Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.
by Jagohno March 7, 2021
Get the 1984mug. 
Joe: Hey dude, did you know Genghis Khan fucked thousands people and never got aids?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
David: Yeah yeah, that's cool and all, but did you know he killed millions of people?
by Jagohno April 13, 2020
Get the Genghis Khanmug. A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
Get the South China Morning Postmug.