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An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.
Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.
by Jagohno October 20, 2020
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A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
Person 2: You idiot, all the bad things aren't just gonna fucking disappear when it becomes 2021.
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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Person 1: I don't like either of the candidates, I don't think I'm gonna vote this ti-
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and vote, bitch.
by Jagohno October 22, 2020
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18 yo: Woah, buying guns was so fun! We should get a drink after this.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
Other Person: You're still not allowed to drink.
by Jagohno January 13, 2021
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