Jagohno's definitions

Genghis Khan

An absolute chad who worshipped the sky. Not only did he conquer 10% of the world with nothing but his horse and huge balls, he fucked a ton of people. Like a lot. There is a 0.5% chance you're related to Genghis Khan. His laws were also awesome, because he banned torture, slavery, and allowed multiple religions in his empire.

Person 1: I can't believe Genghis Khan never got STDs doing all that fucking.
Person 2: Genghis Khan is trash, who cares.
Person 1: Shut up, your ancestors were probably one of his hoes.

by Jagohno October 20, 2020

1984

Basically this book by George Orwell about "what zero pussy does to a mf" with an authoritarian regime and secret police in the background.

"Where's the part in 1984 where Winston gets banned from Twitter?"

by Jagohno March 7, 2021

Thernometer

For some weird reason, some people pronounce "Thermometer "Thernometer." Hopefully you didn't spell it wrong.

Gerald: I need a Thernometer

Everyone else: A fucking what

by Jagohno November 30, 2020

Stigma

Stigma balls in your mouth lmao

"What does 'stigma' mean? I should look it up on urban dictionar- oh."

by Jagohno July 9, 2021

2020 Debate

A shit show that took place on September 29, 2020 between two absolute morons. The 2020 debate looked like two toddlers arguing over something small and they kept interrupting each other.

73 million people watched the 2020 "debate" live. The only losers of the first 2020 debate were the American people.

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

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by Jagohno May 17, 2021

Dr Sex

"Dr Sex," also spelled as "Doctor Sex" is an unstoppable force. It brings fear into people's minds just by hearing the name. Dr Sex can be found most commonly in the "US-East" region of Team Fortress 2. Doctor Sex says one simple word that is; "Doctor Sex." Dr Sex first started appearing around late-2018.

Person: "How will we ever stop Dr Sex?!"
Dr Sex: "Doctor Sex."

by Jagohno September 21, 2020