Jaggo's definitions

knave

To be used only in conjunction with "Fucking".

Dude, you are a fucking knave.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

yellowjackets

Ephedrine tabs that keep America moving.

See mini thins and trucker speed.

Dude, I'm never gonna get this shipment of dirty mexican produce to Cleveland on time if I don't get me some yellowjackets.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

white jesus

high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.

Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

chubbaloo

A fatty, lardo, Bertha, Tubbo, Osama bin Lardass, Obe}, bohemoth, just plain fatto.

Dude, I haven't seen you in 10 years and your a total chubbaloo now.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

dickheap

A pile of pricks, literally a heap of dicks.

Take a left turn at the third dickheap on your right, and you will be smack dab in the mittle of a gay orgy.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

dork finder

a fruitless skank, scallywag, or otherwise undesirable shtoonheinz who takes pride in zit-faced computer geeks.

Dude, I never would have gotten laid in my whole life if it wasn't for that Dork Finder that sat next to me in my Advanced C++ class. God, I'm such a fag!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004