nut forge

Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.

It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

mini thins

Ephedrine tablets available in any fine truck stop.

See Yellowjackets or Trucker Speed.

Dude, I used to take mini-thins all the time, and then my heart exploded!

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

west nile virus

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

bagass

Extremely necessary to have a gay row.

Dude, we can't have a gay row with out a bagass!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......

Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

eth

short for ethanol, slang for booze.

Not to be confused with meth.

Dude, I need some eth on account of i got the DT's and I'm seeing little aliens devour my eyeballs.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004