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fuckadeered

To get dickerooed or otherwise stigwashed.
Dude, Uncle Sam just fuckadeered my paycheck on account of all the goddamn illegal immigrants causing the unemployment rate to rise.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the fuckadeeredmug.

shit shed

Dude, he's in the shit shed. Let's knock it over!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the shit shedmug.

BET

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.
Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the BETmug.

bengle

A stog fly that cannot even spell the name of his favorite football team correctly, even though it is only six letters.
Dude, look at that bengle. He thinks the Bengals spell their name like Bengles. I bet he listens to the Bangles, too. What a shit holster.
by Jaggo March 24, 2004
mugGet the benglemug.

dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.
Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.
by Jaggo March 22, 2004
mugGet the dirty mexican producemug.

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
mugGet the cloister fuckmug.

gutrot

Pot Liquor, Shine, Moonshine, Hooch, Bootleg whiskey, Likker, alky, booze, Juice, Sauce, Eth, Ocean, XXX, stillwater, hard stuff, fire water, canned heat, White Jesus, spirits, smoke, red-eye, brew, slug, libation, shot, nipples, etc......
Dude, I gotta get off the gutrot before I shit my liver.
by Jaggo March 23, 2004
mugGet the gutrotmug.

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