cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

van eck phreaking

A handy way to see exactly what is appearing on a computer monitor in the next room by recieving signal through an am antenna and decoding to bits of information that leak from a monitor.

Dude, I was in this hotel and I saw my neighbor watching gay porn by van eck phreaking right through the wall.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

mumia abu-jamal

A cop killer who garners sympathy soley because of his skin color.

Dude, if only I was black like Mumia, I would have national interest my murder case, but unfortunately I'm white and I just sit here rotting on death row without self-hating fools trying to get me out of jail.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

stigwashed

To be pretty much fuckadeered}.

Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

Dependency Theory

A silly idea employed by immature shitheels who would rather riot about idiotic shit than get a real job.

Dude, my parents spoiled me so bad that I love to think I'm smart by talking about Dependency Theory and listen to Rage Against the Machine.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004