kamikarzai

When you must get to the toilet at all costs and very likely once you get there, therr will be an explosion of some sorts

I need to go now, this is a kamikarzai mission and I may not come back

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Brownshites

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Jewlous

Being jealous of jewish people
or

being a jealous jewish person

you're just jewlous that they're having a barmitzvah and you're not

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

outcum

what cums out when you have sex, can somethings refer to a business like sex transaction.

I met this girl and things were so boring having sex with her was like a meeting with an outcum at the end

by jaffaw July 14, 2009