112 definitions by Jaffaw

Hashdash

The run you do for some weed, when you've run out

Dude, we've run out, I need to go on a hashdash,

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

thanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks for what gals have, perhaps one special gal in particular

thanks for the mammaries, i couldn't have done it without them

by Jaffaw July 16, 2009

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009

Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear

What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear

by Jaffaw February 25, 2012

Icy breath smoking

Heavy breathing in cold air to make it look like you are smoking.

Dude, what are you 10?, would you stop with your icy breath smoking.

by Jaffaw January 24, 2010

lady alter

The place where you worship ladythings, most likely a muff, can be used as a euphemism for cunnilingus or sex, or used to refer to someone who is a lesbian

I was worshipping at the lady alter last night,

or

don't you know she worships at the lady alter,

by Jaffaw July 19, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

by Jaffaw July 14, 2009