Jaffaw's definitions

beer rush

the first glorious feeling you have after hitting the first bottle,

can also mean a rush on beer, or rush towards the beer

chugg it chugg it chugg it,

ahhh beer rush,

beer beer yesssssss

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntextualise

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wanks for the mammaries

when you say thanks in a playful way for some a grade tit mashing

wanks for the mammaries, last night was excellent

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

2nd coming

when you don't come once but come again

i was shagging this girl yesterday and after I had sex, I wasn't done so she experience the 2nd coming.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless affair

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

by jaffaw July 14, 2009