Jaffaw's definitions

Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.

I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,

wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

JewSA

To indicate the community of Jews within the USA.

We're living in the JewSA,

by jaffaw October 18, 2009

flying the Homo flag

he is so proud to be gay,

He's Mr Gay UK, we're so proud he's flying the homo flag

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Muff Movie

a video you watch for it's showing of muff

I watched a film yesterday, fannytastic it was a muff movie.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cashesh

Cash for spending on hash

let's go and get some hash, cool, do you have any cashesh?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009