Definitions by Jaffaw

Brownshites 

can be literally a brown shit

or have a politican reference to Gordon Brown, where his coleeagues are often referred to as Brownites

all these people who advise Gordon Brown are useless their brownshites

Brownshites by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Suckall 

When you were on a promise to get a blow job but end up with nothing

I went round to her house on a promise for a blowjob but got suckall

Suckall by jaffaw July 14, 2009

White rash 

I rash you get off the stubble of someone who hasn't shaved for a few days as their a bit grubbly

i got white rash off this trailer park dude

White rash by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Wankoff 

1. a wanking competition
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term

1. let's have a wankoff
2. can you give me a wankoff
3. you're just a wankoff

Wankoff by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Paying Away 

cheating on your partner by way of a paid partner

I'm paying away with a great tart

Paying Away by jaffaw July 14, 2009

backend of a Bus 

a girl who doesn't look very good,

she looks like the end of a bus and not the good end; the backend of a bus,

backend of a Bus by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Cuntextualise 

when you everything you write about is cunt related

I like your story, hell I like your idea but if you don't cuntextualise it, then Palyboy aren't buying it and I ain't reading it.

Cuntextualise by jaffaw July 14, 2009