Jaffaw's definitions

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

oral orifice

oral sex in the white house, or in your office

do you fancy coming up to see my oral orifice

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Thunderwear

A merging of 'thermal' and 'underwear' to give thunderwear

What are you wearing underneath your clothes?
Thunderwear!
What's that?
It's thermal underwear

by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Mufftash

when you are giving head and from above the pubic hair makes it look like you have a moutashe

I was giving head to my girlfriend yesterday then she just started laughing at my mufftashe.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

shitting down

the act of sitting down to take a jobby

i'm shitting down, i'll be out in a minute

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Decumission

when you empty your balls so much you can't have sex again

I emptied myself, I was put into early decumission

by jaffaw July 14, 2009