by jaffaw July 14, 2009
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,
belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere
belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere
by jaffaw July 19, 2009
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010