Jaffaw's definitions

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Leg Limo

the cheapest easy way to travel in style,

Eco aware celebrities don't travel by any else than Leg Limo these days

by jaffaw January 10, 2010

bum deal

a deal that's not a good one,

when two tops meet and they make a deal on who's honorary bottom

so i give you 100 dollars and i get what, that's such a bum deal

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Sex job

in the same vein as a blow job, it's sex in any shape or form

the pornstar said I got a sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

feel the force

when you ask your friends to stand back as you are about to unleash your force, which may or may not be a party trick, fart, burp, etc

stand back guys, you've been warned, feel the force,

uggggg, what crawled up your arse and died?

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Hippie Slut

Someone who believes in free loving perhaps a little too much

this girl is totally 60s, hippie who believes in free loving,

what a hippie slut,

totally

by jaffaw July 14, 2009