Jaffaw's definitions

beer song

song inspired by or about beer

merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream,

belts off trousers down isn't life a scream
beer song i want a beer bong, don't be long, mon chere

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

Sexual Reference

A past partner lets your friends or current partner know how good or bad you are in bed.

My ex-girlfriend is going round telling everyone how good I am in bed and how much she wants me back,

excellent sexual reference, it won't be long till you get your next sex job

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

arse over elbows

when you fall over in dramatic fashion

i fell arse over elbows, did you see it happen,

by jaffaw July 19, 2009

straight talking

when you are talking like a hetrosexual,

when you are talking factually

what are doing all this straight talking for, all i want is a queer, yes or no?

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Re: Sex

quite often the subject line you will get in an email, the day after an office party when you got friendly with a colleague, possibly your boss

Re: sex

Do you remember what happened last night? I think we had sex, shall we um talk?

And before this goes any further this is not to be mentioned to anyone else.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

vow of shastity

when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight)

have the seen the shitting situation? i'm taking a vow of shastity until i get to the nearest crapper

by jaffaw July 16, 2009