Jaffaw's definitions

acSHITdent

an accident involving shit

gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wank chart

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank

Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Going down to China town

a famous quote from the China town film, also refers to the extent to which you are going to take them down a peg or two, generally assuming that chinatown is far away.

You're in so much trouble,

yeah so
you're going down,

i've been down before
i'm taking going down to china town
oh

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Penisensation

an experience or sensation that can only be brought about or created by the prescense of a penis

Penisensation - a fannytastic fuck

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Homoffice

An office where gay people work

It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent

What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!

by jaffaw February 12, 2010

Glorygays

best bunch of gaymates ever

looking back, those guys, those times, they were the glorygays.

by jaffaw July 14, 2009